1. Anwar al-Awlaki=Muslim or not, we'll kill you when we decide it is right.
2. Conrad Murray=good doctor being aired out for TMZ Coke orgies.
3. Michael Jackson=Le Freak.
4. National Debt=ILLUSION/MAYA.
5. Amanda Knox= Miss Diversion from reality.
6. Afghanistan= OPIUM WARS.
7. United Nations= Ordo Ad Chao.
8. Greece= a silly movie with John Travolta and Olivia Newton John.
9. Mexico= come down here and well take your f*(^*ng head gringo.
